A Modest Proposal for a New Century -- Revisited

During the final stretch in the circus that was the last Presidential election I wrote the following post. Since I can no longer sit through an entire newscast from ANY of the cable news channels due in no small part to the continuing three ring circus that is Washington D.C. with variants of the same old **** playing out at Pennsylvania Avenue and Capitol Hill, I thought it appropriate to dust off my proposal once more.
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Once the auto stimulation of the Republican and Democratic conventions is finally over and the echoes of bombastic speeches full of sound and fury signifying little are swept off the stage along with the confetti, it might be wise for all Americans to do some out-of-the-box thinking about what could be done to save us from a government that too often gives anarchy a good name.So, with advance apologies to Jonathan Swift, I would like to offer my own six-point modest proposal to save our democracy via some creative Constitutional Amendments for a new century. Since the Constitution is a living document under the prevailing jurisprudential view, let us inject some vibrancy and new vitality into the old, dated, dry, parchment.

1. Send every single politician in Washington D.C. on a one-way junket to any lesser-developed country on earth that still practices cannibalism as both foreign aid and a good-will gesture that shows our respect for all cultural predilections;

2. Replace the anachronistic electoral college system and representative democracy with direct democracy–one (live) person one vote (even in Chicago);

3. Disband the executive and legislative branches of government and their attendant bloated bureaucracies and replace
both with a supercomputer (HAL 2012?) to implement the direct wishes of the people through appropriate legislation literally interpreted and enforced;

4. Use the savings from the dismantling of the federal bureaucracy for direct programs at home to provide a true safety net for needy individuals, enhance everyone’s health care, and provide practical work-related training and support that every American may once again take pride in being a useful contributor to and stakeholder in a great society that actually lives up to the name;

5.Send displaced federal bureaucrats for retraining that they may utilize their innate skills for other more useful purposes–guano farming and cesspool cleaning services come to mind (no disrespect intended to guano farmers or cesspool cleaning
professionals). Those who resist can be offered a free trip under Paragraph 1;

6. Provide the same benefit under Paragraph 1 to federal judges who subvert the people’s will and the Constitution by interpreting square legislative pegs as anything but square legislative pegs.

Any thoughts?